Okay. I’m pretty sure that I have to be dreaming, or perhaps The Onion has taken control of headlines for major newspapers nationwide. The Supreme Court is allowing the ridiculous persecution of Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper? What a travesty. Especially since that pathetic excuse for a broadcaster, Robert Novak, skates happily about … scratch that … I don’t think that miserable wretch does anything happily … Unless of course it’s bastardizing the truth.